Well, this was a disappointment.
I blame myself really. Maybe I should have found a better picture. Maybe I could have scoured the internet for something more interesting. And maybe I could have been a better father. I don’t know.
What I do know is that all of your submissions were terrible. You’re not 6-year-olds playing tee ball; you have to earn it.
In the words of the great Jimmy McNulty, “I had such f***in’ hopes for us.”
So now, like all things must be eventually, the Caption Contest is dead and you killed it.
As for the glorious prize?
No one gets the $6.00 prize, no one gets ice cream after the game, no one gets a pat on the back from dad.
Stay tuned for our next contest. In the meantime, we’re taking bets to see how long I last before someone shivs me in the parking lot. Michelle will send out the email shortly.
Post by Patrick Higgins