Milos Paripovic has designed the ultimate product for Apple lovers: the iPoo Toilet.
Sync the iPoo up to your iPad, iPhone, or iPod for the ideal entertainment experience.* Don’t spend those precious hours minutes without a sleek Apple product to captivate you.
Paripovic is really poking fun at those of us who might love their Apple productsa little too much. He describes the features of the toilet in his promo poster.
"This toilet has exactly the same function as any other toilet and costs only twice as much for the same performance; but you will agree it is all about style and taste, and you will look a lot cooler in your friends’ eyes.”
“Toilet seat is even thinner than the Macbook Air, and made from the same superb material, so you can wipe urine splatters just as easily.”
"Some say computer keyboards are five times dirtier than toilet seats, but our toilet seat is 5 times cleaner than computer keyboards!”
"Even though it is white and has one button, it does not mean it is an Apple product. Unlike some Apple products, this toilet fully supports Flush.”
On a side note to my readers: If you ever find yourself in a home with an iPoo toilet, please relieve yourself in the sink instead. They deserve it.
*Syncing of the iPoo to another Apple product does not include the transfer of information or materials from one technology to the other. Thank God.
A Tumblr blog titled “Seo Ryan Gosling" is circling the lonely, blood-pumping Tilt-A-Whirls we SEO women call hearts, cardiac organs, love organs, organs of love, body clocks, tickers, vascular organs..
With charming lines like, ”Hey girl, if I had all the love in the world, I would 301 redirect it to you,” Ryan Gosling is building links and breaking hearts all over the blogosphere.
What’s that Ryry? You’ve got some sweet SEO nothings to whisper in my ear? Please, tell me how you feel..
Hey girl, you’ve deep linked to my heart, and the anchor text is “love”.
Hey girl, you’re an exact keyword match for my heart.
Hey girl, I have a lot of outbound links but you’re the only one I follow.
Hey girl, I hope you don’t mind me keyword stuffing, but I love love love love love you.
Yeah, something tells me I’m going to “reciprocate” with some “link juice”. It’s only polite, right?
While Christmas was focused on terrible children and horrible expectations, this New Year has provided us with a wonderful perspective of even more ridiculous tweets regarding New Year’s resolutions.
Well, if this has anything to do with the Mayan’s prediction of the world ending, then I totally believe that “GaGa” is the anti-Christ. Her newest song “Stuck On F**king You” is an ode to my eardrums and senses. Not because I enjoy it, but because I think her mission is to make me blow out my hearing capabilities due to her terrible music.
So yeah, I’m welcoming the end of days.
Olivia Munn took time out of her schedule to make a resolution that will surely be broken after she reads the pilot script for whatever terrible show she tries to “star” in next.
I’ve actually got a team of ex-roommates who vow to watch her every interview and media appearance to see if she keeps good on this promise. (All they need for payment are breadsticks and a copy of the Maxim she appeared on.)
Well, this deep. How do I know? Because if you can’t pronounce the name of the person you’re quoting, that sh*t is serious.
Hey, it’s 2012 and there are still Mean Girls references? Was there even a Twitter when this movie came out? Nothing this old should be on Twitter. Oh wait…
This account is one of the best. Period.
Yes, this is an endorsement. I don’t care.
You know you love it, Tumblr.
The World Champ (even in 2012?) brings safety tips to a whole new level.
You see, a vehicle and a body can be repaired. But a text that says
“I want to do you to ‘Mistletoe’ by Justin Bieber when the ball drops.”
instead of your intended message of
“Yeah, I’d love to go to Grandma’s for Sunday brunch.”
is one I never want to send my mother again.
One of the oldest men on Twitter (85) resolves to learn an instrument and create art. I own a guitar and an Etch-A-Sketch; everything I do sounds like someone “chopped and screwed” a Plain White Tees cover song. Or looks like a child got angry with his first can of play dough.
This guy is awesome. TREAT YO SELF Tony Bennett!
And just for fun, let’s see what a Kardashian is saying about the New Year…
Oh EFF YOU. The one time I actually WANT you to spout off nonsense, you make sense.
Backgrounds Remind You That iPhone Joy is Terminable
Owning an iPhone can change your life. Many of us know this all too well. And while the ecstasy of lightning-speed response time and unlimited applications makes trips to the bathroom more entertaining* than the Broadway revival of Hair, some people believe that it’s important to be rational when falling in love with one’s iPhone.
*Unless you’re the one waiting to use the bathroom. In that instance, you wish your roommate would accidentally drop his iPhone into that toilet. ’Cuz a lady needs to brush her tooth, okay?
Nico Ordozgoiti’s "Truth Hurts" campaign asks that iPhone users be reasonable with their device admiration.